This poor kid. He ordered a part for his video game console, but the mail order company screwed up and sent him a bong by mistake and he had to open the box under the watchful eye of his mother.
Kid: "It looks like a big plastic... metal... vase. It's got a glass bottom... I think it's a vase."
Mother: "Open it then."
Kid: "I'm opening it! Chill!"
Kid: "It just looks like a vase for a bunch of... things."
Mother: "It's a bong."
Kid: "What the frick?"
Mother: "It's a bong."
Kid: "What the heck? I didn't order that! I ordered an XBox card... an XBox remote. Oh wow, I did not order that."
