No one will doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion in Standard Rainbow's leggings. Their geometric patterns are inspired by the "dazzle camouflage," the experimental paint jobs used on World War I battleships to confuse enemy submarine gunners.
P.S. There are also totebags. 
Previously: "Dazzle camouflage" on BB
Congrats, Evan Wagoner-Lynch!
USS Nebraska image via Wikipedia (public domain), totes image via Standard Rainbow
