Epic twitter thread from a guy who became an accidental heroin smuggler

Even if Shane Morris's Elmore Leonard-esque story about accidentally transporting a brick of heroin and then ripping off the dealers who owened it has been embellished, I can almost guarantee Hollywood is in a bidding war for the movie rights.

Thread by @IamShaneMorris: "Y'all wanna hear a story about the time I accidentally transported a brick of heroin from Los Angeles to Seattle? I bet. Alright, let's do t […]"

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