A "time capsule" from 1969, which is to say an old, locked safe, was opened to reveal air inside.
A time capsule in Derry that was sealed 50 years ago was recently opened to reveal its contents -- nothing. "We were a little horrified to find it was nothing in it"
A perfect metaphor for the boomer generation. There's no list of what was originally supposed to be in it, either.
(Previously...)
