Furloughed sports commentator starts covering scenes from everyday life

Without live sports, what's a rugby commentator supposed to do during this coronavirus situation? If you're the brilliant Nick Heath of London, England, you bring your work skills to your everyday life. Over on Twitter, he's been sharing videos he shot around his neighborhood — made better with his hilarious commentary! (Buy this man a coffee.)

Dogging.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/BuRkVWAGjX

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 21, 2020

The Interminable Wait.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/5nSAlnVq2c

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 21, 2020

Football. Live. Well, a football.#TootingCommon #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/Nvs92Etkz0

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 17, 2020

International 4x4 Pushchair Formation Final. Live. #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/BGGh01m1k1

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 17, 2020

Find A Bargain Steeplechase. Live.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/ny3ru4XN8u

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 18, 2020

After the lunch break now...

2020 Crossroad Dash. Live.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/QFkW0SUqy8

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 17, 2020

Mundane Walk. #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/sDJCI5OVlW

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 18, 2020

Middle Class Arena. LIVE.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary https://t.co/jokricAmLd pic.twitter.com/KSlEbQezox

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 18, 2020

Well, Twitter you’ve only got yourselves to blame.

At 17 I wanted to be a broadcaster.
At 22 I wanted to be a comedy writer.
At 31 I wanted to be a commentator.

This is what 29-31 looked like when comedy met sport in my hybrid of all sporting voices, "Nicholas Fumble" .

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 19, 2020

Thanks, Veek!

(The Poke)

image via Rugby Media