You can finally buy Richard Simmons as a Chia Pet

Yes, that's right: for just $20, you, too, can have a Richard Simmons Chia Pet growing your own home.

Simmons is apparently offering lockdown workout videos as well. He also offered this helpful advice for dealing with isolation, in a 2012 interview with Men's Health:

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife or the cook.

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