Polygon's Kyle Wilson rates the hotness and notness of the Orcs from Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings. "…Here are the trilogy's dominant daddies of Mordor and Isengard ranked from hard passes to fine asses."
21. Clingy Orc
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— Read the restNot only does this creeper closely resemble the Monster From Behind Winky's Diner in Mulholland Drive, AKA The Least Fuckable Thing in a Movie Ever, he's just so clearly that gay who's blowing up everyone's DM's just trying to get a little attention.
