Heinz is presenting a "Floa-lloonicle" in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, a first in its 95-year history. A what? Their "Gravy Pirates" "Floa-lloonicle" is part float, part balloon, and part vehicle.
Past that awkward portmanteau, there's a lot to unpack from its description:
— Read the restBringing the magic to Thanksgiving morning and making its mouth-watering Parade debut is the HEINZ
Gravy Boat featuring a band of Gravy Pirates!
